Leaked Passwords, Miner Capitulations and 20 Crypto Jokes
This week saw personal data and passwords of GateHub wallet users leaked online, as well as discussions about 80,000 Bitcoins stolen from Mt. Gox. We learned that BTC may dip below USD 7K before the halving (and it did), and miners may or may not be capitulating. Meanwhile, Ethereum managed an ‘insane’ number of transfers on its network and the real dapp transaction volume might be several times bigger than thought, several hundred XRP accounts have been linked to “dirty” USD 400 million, BCH was shortly the only top 10 coin in green likely boosted by the launch of a USD 200 million fund, Grin crashed on arguments over Mimblewimble’s privacy model, and multi-collateral Dai went live.
While we’re discussing what regulators may bring next year and in the next decade, now there are more than 6,000 Bitcoin ATMs in the world and the taxman is paying attention. As major exchanges drop on the ‘most trusted’ list, Binance ignored the talk of crypto ban in India and acquired WazirX, the Royal Bank of Canada has no plans to launch a crypto exchange, and Japan won’t be launching a digital yen soon. Meanwhile, Canaan failed to raise USD 100 million, China registered 60% of the world’s blockchain patents, South Korea’s biggest businesses continue to dominate the nation’s blockchain industry, thieves robbed a BTC ATM, and as a solution to all traditional-banking issues, the Cryptoworld votes ‘BTC’.
And now, here is your weekly dose of crypto jokes. Enjoy!
Let’s start from the beginning of your crypto journey – first, a friend tells you about it.
— Crypto Heroes (@cryptoheroes_ch) November 19, 2019
Now that you’re in the Cryptoworld, time to hear what world leaders have to say about it.
JUST IN – The president of #China Xi Jinping announced that:
“The bull run is close, and I’m incredibly excited to pump #bitcoin to the moon – don’t be a pussy and go buy that yellow Lambo”
— TEDDY ⛓️📉 (@teddycleps) November 19, 2019
Excellent, President Xi! Now, let’s prepare for some investing.
Crypto investors “doing their own research” pic.twitter.com/O6kczOX2Ow
— Ben DiFrancesco (@BenDiFrancesco) November 18, 2019
Let’s see what people say.
More advice? Aha!
COMPUTER, ENHANCE! 👀 pic.twitter.com/KlIkrdLtm2
— Lolli 🍭 (@trylolli) November 20, 2019
More research is necessary!
Time to learn about your exchange.
Your average shitcoin exchange wash trading their way into CoinMarketCap’s leaderboard.
— Libra Parody (@LibraReserve) November 17, 2019
And proper crypto etiquette.
Make sure you discuss your investment decision with other people.
This has absolutely happened. pic.twitter.com/mQsxnSPFyh
— SHILL GATES (@ImShillGates) November 6, 2019
Don’t quit your job yet, gotta earn money for fuel.
gotta hustle between pumps pic.twitter.com/CeewNuC7PL
— The Crypto Dog📈 (@TheCryptoDog) November 18, 2019
So now that you’ve made your investment and settled a bit…
Plot twist pic.twitter.com/AFbwZxfny6
— CryptoChimp (@Cryptanzee) November 17, 2019
And another twist! Nay, a betrayal! Et tu, Jinping?
Got to learn about them bulls.
Bitcoin vs bulls right now. pic.twitter.com/O9VQJf9JGs
— WhalePanda (@WhalePanda) November 19, 2019
And them bears too.
Then it’s time to do some reflecting.
When I think about how many sats I’d have if I hadn’t FOMO’d into shitcoins.. pic.twitter.com/fnlRt1HFZb
— ₿rekkie von ₿itcoin (@BVBTC) November 18, 2019
And some admitting.
You remember how happy you were when you bought the dip.
At the end, make sure to smile.
Altcoin traders taking pictures at a conference while their positions are down 90%:
— Luke Martin (@VentureCoinist) November 17, 2019
‘Cause by this point, you’ve seen it all.
And you can think about your next move.
— ₿lackbeard (@crypto_blkbeard) November 18, 2019